It's the middle of winter here in Wisconsin, which means every day we're greeted with ugly overcast skies and low 20 degree temperatures. The Packer's season is over, we're nearly two months away from March Madness, and Spring Training for our beloved Brew Crew hasn't started yet. Fear not though! 2013 is packed with Pop Culture greatness from start to finish. If you're a fan of movies, video games, TV, literature, or music, there is at least one or two brand new things to look forward to that will help you get through the next few months of boredom and unbearable weather.
The following 13 pop culture items, set to arrive in 2013, are sure to warm you up,and help you forget about the dirty piles of snow outside your door and the "Black Death" level flu that apparently is going around.I've ranked them in descending order based upon what I, the Pop Culture Badger, am most looking forward to in the next calendar year.
First, a few pop culture items that just missed the list:*
*Word of warning, this list is very movie heavy due to the fact that movies for the most part have solid release dates and studios generally attempt to drum up interest with the general public months in advance through trailers and website; whereas new TV shows seem to appear from nowhere, video games seldom hit their original release dates on time, album quality is impossible to tell until their actual release, and the quality of new books can only be surmised based upon the author's past work.
I've also included trailers for most of the listings in order to let you make up your own mind.
2013 Pop Culture Honorable Mentions
*Pacific Rim Giant robots and monsters battle it out in flick directed by Guillermo Del Toro, AND Charlie Day from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is in it? Hell Yeah. Didnt crack the list because the only trailer released so far hasn't shown much in the ways of footage/acting. The visual effects look pretty sweet, but its tough to tell whether we have another "Cloverfield"(awesome!) or that Godzilla film with Matthew Broderick(Merciful Jesus NO!!!!!!!).
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*The Following -Set to debut on January 21st on FOX, "The Following" could become the breakout show of 2013 or it could be cancelled after 5 episodes. I just can't tell. It does have James Purefoy, a Pop Culture Badger favorite thanks to his portrayal of Marc Anthony in HBO's "Rome", as a sadistic escaped serial killer matching wits with his arch-nemesis played by Kevin Bacon.
Unfortunately, Bacon did provide the world of pop culture with this Oscar-worthy "dance your anger away" scene:
The scene really doesn't hit its utterly ridiculous stride until the 1 minute mark. Now you know why I'm a little apprehensive about the whole thing.Moving on...
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*Oz, the Great and Powerful
-Much like the other two entries on the honorable mention list, "Oz, the Great and Powerful" could be fantastic, or it could be 2 hours of your life that you can never get back. What does it have going for it? The visuals, based upon the trailer, look stunning. They cast they were able to secure is solid. Plus, Sam Raimi, director of the Spiderman films as well as a "Pop Culture Badger Hall of Fame" movie entry in "Army of Darkness".
Two things that put me off about the film; James Franco, who, I think died on stage at the 2011(?) Oscars, is the headliner, and Sam Raimi also directed "Spiderman 3" which nearly killed an entire comc book franchise as well as destroyed Tobey Maguire's career thanks in no small part to scenes like the one below. If there are children in the room, have them leave NOW.
No comic book movie scene elicited more "What the Fuck!"s or "Are you kidding me?!"s from the audience. It grabbed the title from "Batman & Robin" which I thought woud never be topped. "B & R" was so awful that not only did everyone associated with the film, including George Clooney and Joel Schumacher, eventually apologize for destroying the Batman Movie lineage, someone was able to put together a list of the TOP 15 WORST SCENES from the movie, and I'm sure they still left 5-10 scenes out.
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#13. 42
It's about time that Hollywood decided to make a movie based upon the most influential sports player of all time, Jackie Robinson. They also smartly decided to go with a virtual unknown actor, Chadwick Boseman, to play Robinson which should allow the character to shine. Surrounding him with quality talent like Harrison Ford(welcome back!), Alan Tudyk, and Christopher Meloni should only add to the possibility of greatness. I'm sure there will be some scenes of cringeworthy racism, but that's what Robinson had to deal with in breaking the color barrier in sports. I just hope they stay true to his story and don't end up creating some sacchrine sweet happy plot line. For once I hope they tell it like it is; a story of man who overcame giant obstacles and helped change the way an entire nation looked at race.
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I just pray to God that the Jay-Z song from the trailer is not in the movie. Somehow I don't believe Robinson would want a musician who wrote the famous line "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one", to write a song in his honor. Ill get off my soapbox now.
#12-Anchorman, The Legend Continues
The follow up to one of the most quote worthy, laugh out loud, funniest movies of the last 10 years, "Anchorman, The Legend Continues..." re-unites Ron Burgundy and the rest of the Channel 4 news crew for one more go around in 1970's San Diego. The murder's row of comedians guarantees at least 10-15 quotes that me and my friends will be spitting out for years to come. The only downside is we all have to wait until december to actually watch it. I also worry that the first film set the bar so high, that the sequel may not be able to measure up.
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#11. Kick Ass 2
The first Kick Ass movie came out of nowhere and blew the general publics minds with its story of a teen boy who decides to become a superhero leading to often tragic results. It was a breakout film for several of the actors, especially Chloe Grace Moretz's portrayal of Hit Girl, who absolutely stole the show. It was also the last good movie starring Nicholas Cage which is saying a lot since he now stars in 20 movies per year.
The sequel pulled an absolutey coup when they signed Jim Carrey to star in it. Unfortunately, there isnt a trailer yet, let alone a friggin poster. In fact, if it wasn't for a mention in Entertainment Weekly about its release this year, i would have completely forgotten they were even making it.
In place of a trailer, here is one of my favorite scenes from the first film. Enjoy!
#10. Thor: The Dark World
Much like the first Kick Ass, I didn't have huge expectations for the first Thor film. needless to say, it blew me away. Thor is one of the most unoriginal comic characters ever; I mean they just took his entire original Norse mythological background and dumped him into the Marvel Universe, which must have taken Stan Lee about 20 seconds to do. This fact, in addition to the casting of unknown actor Chris Hemsworth, as well as Shakespearean actor turned director Kenneth Branagh helming the film led me to believe that Thor was going to be a waste of time. It proved me wrong on every point.
The writing was fast paced yet engrossing, the acting was fantastic, and the storyline had the perfect mix of action, drama, and comedy. Which led to its follow up, "Thor: The Dark World" securing a place on this list. Everyone from the first film is back, and a new villain played by "Dr. Who" alum, Christopher Eccleston only adds to my interest in the next film. Unfortunately, the film isnt due out until november which means we've got wait 10 months until we can actually see it.
#9. Dead Space 3
One of only two video games to make the list, Dead Space 3 continues the story of engineer Isaac Clarke and his never-ending battle against the demonic necromorphs that have plagued him since he first stepped foot on the USG Ishimura nearly 5 years ago. The Dead Space series snatched the title of greatest survival horror series from Resident Evil(which no one thought was possible) and shows no sign of relinquishing it. Few games have perfected the "monster jumping out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of you when you least expect it" moment like the Dead Space series, and it has it in spades.
The series' setting has expanded and changed over time, beginning on a ship in DS, then to a city in space in DS2, and finally settling on an entire frozen planet for DS3. A new character is set to be introduced in the new game, allowing for the game to add in a cool co-op feature that was missing from the first two games. The best part is that Dead Space 3 is set to be released in less than a month on February 5th. Just in time to destroy relationships before Valentine's Day!
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#8. David & Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell
The only book that made the list, Gladwell's next book "David & Goliath" will assuredly continue his trend of taking an abstract look at trends within society. Using obscure facts to hammer home his points, his books will make you feel like a genius after reading them. I'm particularily interested in his look at underdogs against the impossible as I'm sure he will use several classic sports stories to illustrate his points. His writing is intelligent, mindblowing, and thought provoking which is just what everyone needs nowadays.
Do yourself a favor and pick up one of his older titles like "Tipping Point" or "Outliers" and bathe in the genius that is Gladwell. Just because he kind of looks like Sideshow Bob doesn't mean he isnt one of the most intelligent, smart, clever writers working today.
#7. Catching Fire
The second film in the "Hunger Games" trilogy, "Catching Fire" is due to be released on November 22. It's a long time for me to wait to see my future ex-wife, Jennifer Lawrence, in her next mega-hit. Having read the book already, I'm interested to see how the movie will portray the "Empire Strikes Back" level bombshells that close the book.
If you've read my "best of 2012" list, then you know how much I enjoyed the "Hunger Games" movie. I have even higher expectations for "Catching Fire". Comparing the two books, CF was better in almost every way. The characters matured, the storyline was more tense, and the ending came from nowhere. Although they have changed directors for the second film, I'm not expecting a letdown and I have no doubt CF will be one of the top 2 or 3 highest grossing films of 2013, if not the highest grossing film of the year. Unfortunately due to the late season release coupled with the immense popularity of the series, there is good chance I won't even see it until early 2014.
Gratuitous Jennifer Lawrence photo required with each mention per Pop Culture Badger Law
#7. Iron Man 3
Truth be told, I'm a little apprehensive about this film. The first Iron Man film was an unheralded success that resurrected Robert Downey Jr.'s dying career. It showed a quality movie can elevate even a second tier superhero to cult status through great writing and acting with the perfect blend of humor, suspense, and action.
The second film, in my mind, practically destroyed all that cinematic goodwill that the first built up with a "going through the motions" sequel that never attempted to elevate above its predecessor. It's villain, played by Mickey Rourke, was boring and uninteresting. The storyline of Tony Stark fighting the government over control of the Iron Man armor was unnecessary, and the "chemistry" between RDJ and Gwyneth Paltrow felt forced and unneeded. Needless to say, I was not a fan.
Luckily with the release of "Avengers", I got the Iron Man I wanted. A super genius lothario who can match wits and quips with the best while also allowing his surrounding characters to carry a larger part of the load.
Does the trailer look good? Yes, but IM3 wouldn't be the first bad movie that had a cool trailer. The early clips have a "Dark Knight Rises", "end of a hero" feel that coudl make this even better than the first Iron Man.
Should they have gotten an asian actor to play Mandarin instead of Ben Kingsley? Tough to tell. The writers have touched on this in interviews and have stated the character was tweaked and updated, which makes sense as the comic book Mandarin bordered on being one of the most un-PC comic book characters EVER. Kingsley's a great actor and from the tiny portion they show in the trailer, Kingsley seems to have nailed a quiet anger that could work wonders and right the Iron man franchise. Will I see Iron Man 3 in the theaters? Most definitely. Action and Sci-Fi films are MADE for the big screen because of the outrageous visual effects that are packed into each frame. Will it be good? Only time will tell.
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#5. Under the Dome TV series
A late addition to my list, "Under the Dome" was originally a novel written my renowned author Stephen King about a small town that finds itself cut off from the rest of the world by a...dome. That alone would make it a show where I would at least watch the pilot, but then I found out that Brian K Vaughn has been hired to adapt the book and will be one of the writers. Hell Yeah!
If you're not familiar with Brian K Vaughn let me give you the inside scoop. BKV was not only one of the writers on "Lost", he also penned two of the greatest comic book series of the last twenty years with his writing of "Y the Last Man" and "Ex-Machina". I could go off on the greatness and wonder of both series but this list is already long enough. Both series won Eisner awards, which are the Oscars of the comic book world. If you have a library card(which I hope you do. It is free after all) get on your library's website and request the books. They have turned even the staunchest opponents of the literary signifigance of comics/graphic novels to believers.
Here are links to both of their wiki pages:
Y, the Last Man
Ex-Machina
*Don't scroll down too far in reading their pages. Just read the first paragraph or so to get a feel of what the general theme of each book is about.
So you one of my two or three favorite comic writers in BKV writing and adapting a Twilight Zone-esque novel by arguably the greatest horror writer ever. Sign me up twice!
#4. Man of Steel
As you may have surmised from my blog, I LOVE BATMAN. I mean, how can you not? He's super intelligent, has the coolest gadgets, goes toe to toe with gods, and is just a man. Given all of these facts, even I can admit, Superman is the biggest most influential superhero of ALL TIME, and its not even close. There is no Batman with out Superman. There is no Spiderman without Superman. There is no X-Men...well, you get the picture.
An entire branch of pop-culture can be traced to a single character! That's mind-blowing. Super hero movies have virtually carried the load for Hollywood box office numbers for the last 10+ years. So Superman can invariably be thanked for carrying TWO types of pop-culture.
Thanks to "Man of Steel", Superman finally gets his due. Older fans can moan that the original Superman films from the late 70's and early 80's were fine cinamtic fare, but have you seen those films recently? Maybe the newer films with their futuristic visuals have raised my expectations higher, but across the board, the more recent comic book movies are just better.
"Man of Steel" has taken a page from Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy and made Superman grittier and more realistic. A far cry from Superman reversing time by spinning the entire planet backwards to save Lois Lane in the first film. It's downright cringeworthy.
"MoS" has loaded its cast with quality actors like Henry Cavill(awesome in "the Tudors) as Superman, Michael Shannon(outstanding in Boardwalk Empire) as General Zod, and Lawrence Fishburne(welcome back Morpheus!) as Perry White. They were even able to snag Wisconsin's own Zach Snyder who directed movies based upon two of the greatest comic/graphic novels of the last 30 years, "Watchmen" and "300".
The latest trailer looks outstanding and if everything breaks right, this could be the first in a line of great comic movies that could eventually(BLASPHEMY ALERT) challenge Nolan's Batman trilogy for greatest of all time. By the way...Nolan is also producing this film. Jackpot!
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#3. Star Trek Into Darkness
Let's jump into my pop culture time machine and jump back to the spring of 1999. In a few months the newest Star Wars film in 15 years is set to come out. For the last 20+ years, the "Star Wars" trilogy is widely considered to be one the hallmarks of movies in general and has spawned a money making machine that spreads from literature to video games, to merchandise.
In the realm of geekdom, Star Wars is king and Star Trek is a distant, distant second. Star Trek maintains its cult following course, pumping out a couple TV shows that run the gamut from entertaining to barely watchable.
And then "Phantom Menace" comes out, and the first cracks in the impenetrable dam of Stars Wars start growing. Be it the annoying kid who eventually will become the greatest badass in the galaxy, to the horrendously boring "political senate" meetings, to the unbelievable grating Jar-Jar Binks, to the veiled racist alien races that are sprinkled throughout the film, "Phantom Menace" nearly destroyed the view of perfection that the original trilogy had painstakingly built.
Fast forward 3 years for the release of "Attack of the Clones". Boom! The cracks get even larger, as huge chunks of the wall are exploding out with each viewing. But fear not, there is still one more film, "Revenge of the Sith" coming out in two years that can reverse the awful trend and plug the holes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Revenge of the Sith" is released, the whole dam crumbles instantly, and the "Star Wars" legacy is tainted forever. Sure, each of the films made billions of dollars but thats because we as the audience we're going through the motions hoping that each film would resurrect that feeling we first felt upon watching the original trilogy.
This wasn't like when the first "Star Wars" movie came out and the casual fan went to see it 10-15 times. The only ones who went to see the new trilogy more than once were the Star Wars sheeple who probably felt honor bound to see it more than once.
Regardless of how bad the Star Wars franchise had crapped it self, it was still the Sci-Fi king. Star Trek had put out a few movies now and then, but they never could bring in the casual fan which in turn creates more diehard fans.
Fast forward again to 2009, as a re-booted Star Trek movie helmed by wunderkind JJ Abrams hits the theaters and blows away the last 3 Star Wars films. Thanks to a single movie, Star Trek closed the gap considerably and was hot on the trail of Star Wars. It had great writing, great acting, superb special effects, tension, humor; basically everything the last three Star Wars films didnt have.
I'll admit, "Star Wars" is still king of the jungle, but Star Trek, based upon the latest trailer will continue to get better and better. Instead of resting on their laurels after a stellar reboot, it seems they're attempting to out-do the first film by upping the action and body count, and introducing a new villain(played by Benedict Cumberbatch who absolutely kills in BBC's "Sherlock" TV series. it's on Netflix, check it out if you get the chance.).
Based upon what I've seen so far, within the next five to six years, we could see a new king of Sci-Fi which up until ten years ago seemed impossible. Thats how good Star Trek has become and how bad Star Wars has failed.
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#2. Bioshock Infinite
The second video game on this list, Bioshock Infinite continues its series' trend of mind blowing visuals, visceral gameplay, outside the box thinking, and unparalled world creation.
The first two games in the series were set in Rapture; a free-from-government undersea domain plunged into a civil warzone between crazed power-enhanced maniacs who run rampant across a lush world. Some may argue, but Rapture is the greatest video game world ever created. It was stunning, breathtaking, and completely original. Few games can cause a player to take a step back and fully take in their surroundings. Bioshock 1 & 2's Rapture did. The world was backed by some of the greatest gameplay ever. Their combination of First person shooters, Role-playing elements, and immersive storylines have won so many awards, its scary.
Needless to say, I'm going to purchase Bioshock Infinite the day it comes out and probably spend the next several days playing it non-stop. The series so far has been addicting and its replay value is through the roof. Word from the reviewers who have had the honor of playing it already say it is even better than the first two, and I think the trailer below bears this out. Outside of the Elder Scrolls series(Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, etc.), the Bioshock series is by far my favorite game series still being produced, and it continues to get better with each release.
Bioshock Infinite was originally scheduled to be released last October, but the makers pulled it back to improve the gameplay and fix any potential glitches that arose during beta testing. Don't they know I want it now!
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This is it, the biggest pop culture moment of 2013. What could it be? scroll down and brace yourself!
#1. The Return of "Arrested Development"
Bar-none one of the funniest shows EVER, "Arrested Development" was able to plod along for three seasons even with a constantly shifting timeslot and low ratings. Ask virtually anyone who has watched a few episodes of what they thought. You may soon find yourself talking lovingly about favorite episodes, moments, characters, and lines of dialogue for hours on end.
It can be watched repeatedly. The recurring jokes, famous lines, awesome cameos, and subversive relationships between the characters only grow in fondness during repeated viewings. Each character, though flawed, show redeeming qualities and you can't help but root for the Bluth's to overcome the disasterous situation that they placed themselves in.
I bet I have watched the entire run 7-10 TIMES and I still find hidden jokes and turn-of-phrases that I never noticed before. The level of detail and attentiveness that the writers and cast devoted to it is unheralded and it has unspurprisingly led to it's immense juggernaut-like following.
To say it is a cult show is selling it short. Here we are 7 years after its orginal run ended and its popularity hasn't waned; it's grown. The public's push for more AD has led to the creation of 14 new episodes which will dovetail and build into a feature film. What other show can claim that?
Do yourself a favor if you haven't watched the show. Set aside a weekend and watch the original series. Once you get an episode or two under your belt YOU WILL BE ADDICTED, and you will probably end up watching it several times.
In the end, You will discover what a lot of us already know; "Arrested Development" is the funniest TV show of the last 20 years and we're about to get even more of it.
2013 is going to be an awesome year....
Did I miss something you're looking forward to? Did you just hear about something you want others to know about?Or did you agree with my list completely? Let me know, drop me an email at popculturebadger@gmail.com